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[demeter918]

My friend pointed me to this and it's the sheer craziness that makes it so wonderful. Twilight Puppets for the win!

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[minni.livejournal.com]

Have you seen I Twilight was ten times shorter and 100 times more honest?

PETER FACINELLI

Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?

PETER FACINELLI

Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean.

He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING.

Also, I must confess that I will be writing some Twilight fanfiction. Well, don't look at me like that! All I wanted was some Fleur/Rosalie bikini mud-wrestling in a decent HP crossover! And so far, Charley Weasley has misplaced a dragon that Carlisle decides to adopt because it's bound to survive Emmett's playfulness, Edward resents being reminded of his failed exchange student experience, and Esme has named the dragon Marmaduke. :)

For my next project, I want to do a Twilight/Harry Dresden crossover BECAUSE I CAN. And, admittedly, I want Thomas/Emmett speedo mud wrestling.

[demeter918.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST CRAP I'VE EVER SEEN.

OMG, that what I was thinking at the end of the movie. The ending of the movie was so bad it was funny, but duuuuuuude. Hardwicke directed "Thirteen", which I LOVE. What happened to her anyhow??

Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?

Sex is only for emergencies.

I've got to pass this on to my friends. They're going to love it!