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Akito and Shigure are so wonderful and fucking 'licious together. XD
(Unless you've read my LJ fairly regularly, the above reference will be confusing. -_-)
1. Harry Potter (HP) - for some reason I can't fathom sleeping with him. Voldemort, yes, but him? Good gracious, no. But I do enjoy reading him with others. >_< It may be the eyes.
2. Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket) - he's a fine boy, but darn it, I can't stand him. it may be the eyes.
3. Cloud Strife (FFVII) - stupidity defined. *fumes* Tifa. Yeah. it may be the eyes.
4. Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi) - if there was ever a manga/anime character I truly hated... he might be the one. it could be the eyes.
5. Legolas (LOTR) - but this may only be because most everyone else wants to sleep with him. He's like the class slut. It probably is the eyes. There was something eerily wrong with them when contrasted with his pale skin and hair.
6. Goku (Saiyuki) - cute when you first meet him. Then you're filled with an unquenchable urge to gut him. It's the golden eyes. I hate eyes like that. I don't know why.
7. Alucard (Hellsing) - as hot as he is, I'd like to be alive the next morning. Or evening. And it's the eyes - ever seen eyes like his?
8. Uchiha Sasuke (Naruto) - in need of a psychiatrist. More than one, since he'll kill the first one. But it's not the eyes, though they're a little too dark for me.
9. Jack Sparrow (PotC) - ... hello? He's so gay he'd be whacked. But I'd like to watch. The eye makeup, while accentuating those dark eyes, didn't help much.
10. Son Goku (DB/DBZ) - so lithe, so cute. And then the muscles had to come in. Most definitely not the eyes.
The eyes are my weakness and my strength. I couldn't really stand Yuki's eyes, but I loved Akito's and I loved Trowa Barton's. This might also be why I don't quite like Duo's either. Violet eyes are so fucking old and boring... it may also be the fact that they seem contrived. It's a peeve I've only recently developed. And while Harry has very pretty eyes, they just don't glow the way Trowa's does. -_- Yep, I'm rather superficial today.
And because I've never made a meme or even changed one, it occured to me that there were several fanfic characters I'd like to do. XD
1. Seeker's The Unexpected Series featuring Harry Potter (HP) - Why would I do Harry Potter when I just said I wouldn't? Because this Harry is hot. Because this Harry can own me. Because this Harry is someone I wish Rowling would put in. Because this Potter is the KING.
2. cousin D's Long Denied featuring Akito (Fruits Basket) - This Akito is so terribly cruel and frail and mad (as in crazy mad) that I couldn't help but wallow in the angst of it all. Truly, if you're a fan of Akito (or a fan of Petshop of Horrors, and I know some of you are) you must read this. There's a good deal of Shigure and wonderful Kureno whatif? background story.
3. Misora's The Burning Time featuring Robin (Witch Hunter Robin) - I already loff Robin. Seeing her speak in Italian and on the verge of womanhood and innocently driving Amon mad... heh heh heh. I would so shag her first. Too bad Amon! *evil cackle*
4. Green Eyed Lady's (or Jobey) To Kneel featuring Snape and Remus - though it's a friendship fic rather than the slash fic I'd like it to be, the two are so fricking awesome, I'd do them in a heartbeat. Together, if possible. *wallows*
5. Catalina's (or
flamika) Sink to the Bottom With You featuring Reno - HAH! Anyone who's read the fic would have thought I'd say Vincent, but NO! Reno is the shag of choice; who can resist that surly darkness? Who can resist the quaver of Tifa's voice as she tells him "I...don't think I can help you anymore."? Who would be able to resist a Reno who's in so much pain that he's practically bleeding from his eyes? XD Not I. ^_^
6. Guardian's Go Not Gently featuring Vivi - Never thought I'd ever want to shag him, but after reading her fabulous fic with Eiko and Vivi... gawd, I couldn't help but just fucking melt and want to kiss all his hurts away.
7.
antenora The Losing Side featuring Pansy (and to a lesser extent, Draco) - this will be the only Draco I will sleep with. Pansy was so... *slides to floor in puddle* So Slytherin. So human. So perfectly Pansy that I have yet to see another Pansy that can match to that level. *pause* Well, maybe
koyunno. But really; Pansy in here is so fricking wonderful. And then there's Draco. He may be a snot most of the time, but here, he's a snot AND shaggable! Angsting Draco is near and dear to my heart and when it's coupled with Pansy... *sniff* And it's not het, if some of you are wondering, but Pansy's paired with - a brilliant move if I can say it - someone no one would ever guess.
8.
wikdsushi In Academia series featuring Severus Snape - normally, I don't go for bastard!Snape, but this one was... appropriately dark. I suppose that would be the word for it, but um... If you're going to read it, please, please watch out for the Peter Pettigrew scene. No, do watch out for it. -_- While I read it, I couldn't return to victim!Snape anymore. Ever. And "Ex Iustitia"? I do think that was the... hm. I think it's an indescribable Snape, really. He was in so much pain that the word 'pain' is inadequate to describe it. Yeah.
9.
nemkess Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? featuring Dorothy - Why no Relena? Well... because if I had to list all the Relena's I would sleep with, this list would be way past twenty already. So I picked my next favourite female. And ya! Dorothy is agonizingly shaggable. People who sympathize with the guy who's hidden in the closet and married with children... go fuck yourselves. If they can't handle it, then why is it the woman, the wife, the children who suffer? *glare*
10.
scribbulus_ink Wicked Game series featuring Snape and Lupin - There's a trend, I know. I shouldn't just concentrate on the two of them, but it's harder to find fanfic characters I would shag. ^_^ And I'd definitely shag this Snape and Lupin. *pause* I think it was one of the first RL/SS stories I'd ever read, and while I'ven been kind of off of HP fics in general lately, the characterization of Snape in them still has the ability to make my knees go weak. Oh yes. WEAK.
11. (And because I like to cheat) Zapenstop's Evermore featuring Akito - so wonderfully Akito. So cruel. So egomanical. So bitter. So mad. So frail. So perfect. >_< I cannot resist Akito. ^_^
There. All done. ^_^
(Unless you've read my LJ fairly regularly, the above reference will be confusing. -_-)
1. Harry Potter (HP) - for some reason I can't fathom sleeping with him. Voldemort, yes, but him? Good gracious, no. But I do enjoy reading him with others. >_< It may be the eyes.
2. Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket) - he's a fine boy, but darn it, I can't stand him. it may be the eyes.
3. Cloud Strife (FFVII) - stupidity defined. *fumes* Tifa. Yeah. it may be the eyes.
4. Tamahome (Fushigi Yuugi) - if there was ever a manga/anime character I truly hated... he might be the one. it could be the eyes.
5. Legolas (LOTR) - but this may only be because most everyone else wants to sleep with him. He's like the class slut. It probably is the eyes. There was something eerily wrong with them when contrasted with his pale skin and hair.
6. Goku (Saiyuki) - cute when you first meet him. Then you're filled with an unquenchable urge to gut him. It's the golden eyes. I hate eyes like that. I don't know why.
7. Alucard (Hellsing) - as hot as he is, I'd like to be alive the next morning. Or evening. And it's the eyes - ever seen eyes like his?
8. Uchiha Sasuke (Naruto) - in need of a psychiatrist. More than one, since he'll kill the first one. But it's not the eyes, though they're a little too dark for me.
9. Jack Sparrow (PotC) - ... hello? He's so gay he'd be whacked. But I'd like to watch. The eye makeup, while accentuating those dark eyes, didn't help much.
10. Son Goku (DB/DBZ) - so lithe, so cute. And then the muscles had to come in. Most definitely not the eyes.
The eyes are my weakness and my strength. I couldn't really stand Yuki's eyes, but I loved Akito's and I loved Trowa Barton's. This might also be why I don't quite like Duo's either. Violet eyes are so fucking old and boring... it may also be the fact that they seem contrived. It's a peeve I've only recently developed. And while Harry has very pretty eyes, they just don't glow the way Trowa's does. -_- Yep, I'm rather superficial today.
And because I've never made a meme or even changed one, it occured to me that there were several fanfic characters I'd like to do. XD
1. Seeker's The Unexpected Series featuring Harry Potter (HP) - Why would I do Harry Potter when I just said I wouldn't? Because this Harry is hot. Because this Harry can own me. Because this Harry is someone I wish Rowling would put in. Because this Potter is the KING.
2. cousin D's Long Denied featuring Akito (Fruits Basket) - This Akito is so terribly cruel and frail and mad (as in crazy mad) that I couldn't help but wallow in the angst of it all. Truly, if you're a fan of Akito (or a fan of Petshop of Horrors, and I know some of you are) you must read this. There's a good deal of Shigure and wonderful Kureno whatif? background story.
3. Misora's The Burning Time featuring Robin (Witch Hunter Robin) - I already loff Robin. Seeing her speak in Italian and on the verge of womanhood and innocently driving Amon mad... heh heh heh. I would so shag her first. Too bad Amon! *evil cackle*
4. Green Eyed Lady's (or Jobey) To Kneel featuring Snape and Remus - though it's a friendship fic rather than the slash fic I'd like it to be, the two are so fricking awesome, I'd do them in a heartbeat. Together, if possible. *wallows*
5. Catalina's (or
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6. Guardian's Go Not Gently featuring Vivi - Never thought I'd ever want to shag him, but after reading her fabulous fic with Eiko and Vivi... gawd, I couldn't help but just fucking melt and want to kiss all his hurts away.
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11. (And because I like to cheat) Zapenstop's Evermore featuring Akito - so wonderfully Akito. So cruel. So egomanical. So bitter. So mad. So frail. So perfect. >_< I cannot resist Akito. ^_^
There. All done. ^_^