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I wish I could be all witty-like and able to produce sharp cracks at a minutes notice.

... but then, that would not be me, so I suppose it's all for the best. =)

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Hey, does anyone know what happened to amethyst_lupin?

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Strawberry chocolate is sublime, gorgeous, and melt-in-you-mouth-heaven.

... too bad I'm eating it at seven in the morning.

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... oh jeez, for heavens sake!

Are even male penguins a threat now to the stability and sanctity of marriage?

This is like a really bad joke.