.... oh my god

[demeter918]

I'm barricaded in my apartment now, all sorts of shit went down in less than three hours, WTF? I took the kids to the police station and most of their parents were there too and that WASN'T ALL.

Those, THINGS. Zombies? Gosh, they reminded me of pudding gone green and moldy. Maybe it was the smell though, they kind of smelled like dirt and rotten eggs, but not really? You know how you leave the chicken out and it gets all wet and slimy and the smell that emanates? It's like that except maybe a bit of spice. Hey, that spice was smelling a bit like cinnamon; reminds me of the time my dad and I got into a fight over Cinnabon rolls because I wanted to eat one and he was being such an arse about it because he thought it was too fattening. C'mon, I can enjoy the occasional pastry, can't I? It's like he wants me to be as thin as a model, but seriously! There aren't as many happy models out there as you'd think. I'm very happy... um, wait.

NO, ZOMBIES.

ZOMBIES.

I had been unlocking the door to the van, intent on driving back to my apartment to check the internet when those things start shambling toward me. The cops behind me scream - like little kids - and rush back inside without me. I have to jump into the van and lock the door, literally seconds before they're pounding on my windows. Lemme tell you, those motherfuckers are ugly and gross and they left rotting skin on the outside. EW.

I tore out of there not a moment too late; I wish I could have made the kids stay in the van and taken them with me because the zombies lost interest in me almost immediately. Last I saw, they'd surrounded the station and were battering to get in...

But I made it back to my apartment and barricaded myself in. I'm lucky I'm on the sixth floor, but there's a staircase from the bottom to the top, and I'm hiding in my bed right now, shaking because I just checked the net and it's all over, everywhere. Zombies. Zombies. ZOMBIES. MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING CITY.

Comments

[lilysnape.livejournal.com]

Uhm...what the heck is this? Lol. Is it April Fool's day in Japan?

[demeter918.livejournal.com]

blog like it's end of the world day, and Zombie blog day? I don't have the link anymore, but basic premise is that on June 13, you have to pretend that the world is suddenly becoming the world of the undead, freaking hilarious, I haven't had that much fund just posting in a long time! EE, reminded me of RPGs. Man. Maybe I should get back into one.

[lilysnape.livejournal.com]

Right..I realized this when I saw other posts lol. Your's was the first I came across hehe.

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

Why did I have to be in Tokyo when this happened? Or just Japan in general? Why do we have to be in the country with the highest population per land, in which guns are also illegal? Seriously, you'd think they realized that everyone needs those guns in case of emergency zombie attack! *sigh*

[demeter918.livejournal.com]

OMG. Tokyo. That's like Toyama times a BAJILLION.

I wonder whether Japanese!zombies would politely 'sumimasen' while chewing on your brains and entrails...

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Teach those zombies a lesson. Set up your tvs in every window and force-feed 'em 'Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse' until their heads explode.

That'll show 'em.

[demeter918.livejournal.com]

HEE, I keep looking around for a rocket launcher, but they're no where to be found. Aren't they usually conveniently located in a random room? NOOOOOOO ARGHIOERE